The NHL Player: Shitty hotelroom. I hate it when the toilet is two centimetres higher than the standard. I get uncomfortable not being able to get the bottom of my feet firmly on the floor.
(When I read this I laughed so hard I'm thinking this guy needs his own talkshow on HBO.)
The NHL Player: To all the readers: If you want to marry someone you've put on a pedestal, remember I pick my nose, use the toilet and fart just like the rest of you.
That puts a new spin on those "just like you" commercials the NHL's been running this season, doesn't it?